Hi m3sk4l3r0,
Can you install the previous version of Minion and let me know if it works? Some reason it is not downloading a file from our API however the network check is saying everything is ok.
Install :
http://cdn.mmoui.com/minion/Minion2.0.14-beta.dmg
Delete your minion.xml
Start up Minion.
Skip the update window.